Star Trek: Enterpoop
Wednesday, May 14, 2003

224 First Flight
Dark matter. When our scientists figure out another reason to explain discrepancies in universal mass, and debunk dark matter, this is going to seem like science fiction. Oh wait, it is already. Sometimes I forget San Francisco doesn't have a Starfleet Academy yet. You wouldn't know by stickers you see on some cars.

Whoah, the barmaid Ruby looks familiar. In fact, I remember seeing her in an MST3k epside, Quest of the Delta Knights. As a bar wench. Talk about being typecast.

Cool, I like seeing Starfleet officers slugging back beers. Those wusses in The Next Generation drank that synthahol crap and still got hangovers. Although it looks like they like Budweiser. Which of course, leads into a bar brawl. Good thing trip got the drinks out of the way, I really would have liked to have seen AG cut Archer with a broken bottle.

Finding dark matter with fireworks, cool looking, but lousy filler. I suppose the story was a little weak, they needed to put in some special effects.
Wednesday, May 07, 2003

223 Regeneration
The Borg.

"That research team was heavily armed." It was? Why?

Topol, that was a very convincing drink you took from the mug.

Hoshi packing heat. Purr.

So the Borg from the future got trapped on earth in the past. Now they are back and they are going to contact the Borg of the present and tell them they need to attack Earth now? Unfortunately, they forgot how to communicate. They cannot even tell each other how to adapt to phaser blasts when aboard different ships.

It is also interesting that they didn't refer to themselves as The Borg.

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